i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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