My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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