i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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