You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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