physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Randomize
