he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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