why didn't you poke me back
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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