your parents love me but you hate me
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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