It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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