at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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