I wanna bring you to show and tell
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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