Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
