Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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