Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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