Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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