There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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