then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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