chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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