Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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