This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
