I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Randomize
