I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
we should paint friendship bongs
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