very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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