just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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