i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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