If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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