I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Boobs speak an international language.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
jump out the window naked night went bad
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