no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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