did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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