People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I can't turn off my feet"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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