At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He passed out mid-signature
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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