Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
