your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she told me i tasted like america
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
