The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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