: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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