Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
They took my balls.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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