do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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