it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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