Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
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so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My life is pants optional.
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