Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
operation harelip BJ is a go
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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