never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
tell me about the eggs
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