I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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