I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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