I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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