will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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