don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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