Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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