Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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