I CAN MOONWALK!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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