Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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