I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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