Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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