I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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