I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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