they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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